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Wherein AFFotD Discovers an Erroneous Discussion of America’s Greatness By a...
“Seriously, are you guys going out of your way to find articles like this just to piss me off?” ~Johnny Roosevelt, AFFotD Editor-in-Chief Other publications pretend to know what’s “American” (COUGH...
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America Fun Fact of the Day 3/6- March 6th in American History
“Jesus guys, can’t you come up with a topic that’s a little more specific?” ~JFK III, Official AFFotD Dauphin While having our weekly lunch of jumbo hot dogs, pint glasses of bourbon, and a...
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They’re Trying to Take Our Happy Meals!
“No toys in my Happy Meals? Fine. Then I’ll grow up to be a serial puppy murderer. These are the stakes, mom and dad, THESE ARE THE STAKES.” ~Children in San Francisco Every child growing up after...
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Are You American Quiz Part 3: Foreign Correspondant Edition
“Even when you start accepting Canadians, you won’t let ME in?” ~Joshua “Hey, remember Dawson’s Creek, eh?” Jackson As we’ve seen previously, we at the AFFotD offices have a series of checks and...
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Wherein AFFotD Encounters an Erroneous Discussion of Hypothetical Encounters...
“Well, that’s a good question, an…wait…no…NO! What are they saying? WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?” ~AFFotD Editor-in-Chief Johnny Roosevelt The America Fun Fact of the Day staff likes to follow various...
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